a little tribute to 311'09, before school starts tomorrow and we become 411.
thanks for the memories, kids:D

from class blog as well as denise's blog. ALL CREDITS TO LEEVOON who took down most of the quotes(:

The 311 Chronicles ( thanks leevoon!)


after bio lesson, there is a drawing of a stoma by mrs prama. on the whiteboard
Denise: -points at board- OMG! who drew an anus!

somewhere in the middle of SS...
mr l: I know I'm male. Biologically I am, mentally I'm not sure.

sometime random..
Crystal: So does that mean if you're dumb, you can't be different?

somewhere in the middle of english...
Ariel: ...and afterwards we have MATH.
mrs yap: my condolences.

when trying to decide on a class theme...
Denise: suggestions for class theme?!! (getting exasperated)
Anni: electromagnetic radiation.

somewhere in the middle of english (again)
mrs yap: so what do you think their average age is!
jaime: 60s! 60s! 60s!
mrs yap: who says 60s?
jaime: -remains silent-

somewhere at the end of english...
mrs yap: rachel, you started the lesson with a random thingy, ... and.. and you're ending it with a random thingy.. I just DON'T GET IT.

in OBS...
xinyuan: denise get your hands and legs off leevoon!!!
denise: *whimpers* she resembles a bolster at night!

sometime during math pt...
hannah: eh the highest number here is the total!
-oops.-

sometime random...
leevoon: -holds anni's mini-dater- anni, can I date you?
-oops.-

sometime during math...
crystal: you didn't do qn 7 of assignment 3!!
leevoon: HOW YOU KNOW o___O
crystal: -sheepishly- uh... i wanted to copy from you...

sometime random, again.
denise: life is like electrons. extend your electrons! go form covalent bonds!

during ss...
denise: singapore has an efficient education system.
hannah: -at the other side of the classroom- efficient SEWAGE SYSTEM??!

during math, again again.
mr yang: study=no fail ---eqn 1
no study= fail ---eqn 2
eqn 1 + eqn 2, study(no+1)=fail(no+1)
hence, study=fail (?!?!!)

sometime random, again
denise: if you have big boobs be proud of them! if you have small ones, don't make mountains out of molehills.

DURING MATH.....
shawna: wait. why is the answer on the board so funny??
mr yang: -peers at board- OH YEAH. sorry i wrote the wrong one.
shawna: HELLOOOOO?? MR YANG???? HELLOOO??!!
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mr yang: okay class, what's an equation? class you know what an algebraic identity is right?
hannah: -raises hand- sorry mr yang, i don't, what's an algebraic identity?
mr yang: oh yes sorry, i forgot you were sleeping the last lesson.
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xinyuan: that time, i gave up my seat to a suspiciously rotund lady. then she glared at me and muttered "i'm NOT pregnant."
mr yang: so next time, when you see old or fat people, if you're not sure, then just close your eyes and sleep. then you won't get confused.
jaime: that's why, we hav inconsiderate people like YOU!
mr yang: it's fine, i'm cool with that >D
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mr yang: but if you're sleeping, then you're not pretending so you can't open your eyes and see what.
hannah: so you're telling us that during math class we shouldn't pretend to sleep, we should actually sleep.
mr yang: but i see you're already doing that.
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denise: so next time, when we see you on the MRT, we'll give up our seat to you. then we'll go, "oh i'm sorry mr yang, i thought you were PREGNANT."
mr yang: -HUGE GRIN-
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hannah: 311, i know it sounds strange coming from me, but can we please get on with the math lesson?
311: -COLLECTIVE GASP-
mr yang: yeah, it's because math is the only lesson she can sleep in.

sometime random again again again..
crystal: no one can beat me in OCDness! i have just finished arranging my worksheets in ASCENDING NUMERICAL ORDER!

during chinese...
lilaoshi: 什么东西生奶？
sarah: 牛.
leevoon: 黎老师。
lilaoshi: -GLARES-
sarah:羊老师。
lilaoshi: -STARES-

during math, talking about remainder and factor theorem...
mr yang: now gurls, before you F something....

TOTAL MR LEE-ness:
1) "fair enough."
2) "have i told you this story? ... I DID! I DID!!!!! -bounces repeatedly-"

somewhere random in the middle of math (again)
xinyuan: TEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEE

during CLE...
mr yang: so the moral of the story is, do your other work during math.
mr lee: -slowly turns head, GASP-

sometime during english again..
mrs yap: the J1 batch this year gave me very weird names for my 1st son. like... giddy yap, hurry yap.... o___O

during math, AGAIN.
mr yang: 知之者，不如好之者，好之者, 不如乐之者。now, imagine 之 is MATH.

TOTAL LILAOSHI-ness:
"小朋友．．．．．．"

some chinese lesson...
lilaoshi: 你们没有糖吃就会哭，没有功课就 ^.^ 最好没有 -.-

during math, againnnnn
mr yang: see i have such a high expectation of you!
shawna: HAHAHAHAhaha.
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mr yang: so can you tell me the title of last week's newspaper?
xinyuan: -pleased- 联合早报。

chinese again...
lilaoshi: 不要选那些鸟不生蛋的地方跑步...
311: HAHAHA WHUTTTT

during ss again..
mr lee: -writes on board- homo....genius? (homogeneous...)

during career ed...
counsellor: if you're a doctor, you have to be in an environment that is not always happy, you have to see people suffering, watch people in anguish and stress.
hannah: that sounds like school.
311: -bursts into applause-
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counsellor: hang on, when i say 'love', it can also mean between classmates okay, don't you love each other? OKAY i don't mean in the lesbian way ah ah i know your monkey minds are moving very fast....
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counsellor: (to xinyuan) so you look like a ... milkstand?
others: HUH.
xinyuan: -facepalm- MIKEstand omg MIKEstand!!!!
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counsellor: so that guy can just down here "oh darling (croons) i'll get you something.. then over there " NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO"


some bio lesson...
mrs prama: wah you mean aircon also got channel ah?

some day, before math...
victoria: mr yang i know how to write your chinese name!!! -writes on board- “羊开”
denise: mr yang, for be yourself day, you can dress up as a GOAT and say " when i was a KID..."

(later on, during math..)
mr yang: what do you do when you feel depressed? LOOK DOWN RIGHT? so the angle when you look down is angle of depression.
yvonne: wth? then the other one is angle of ecstasy lah!
mr yang: yeah thank you.
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mr yang: i seriously don't do any math outside of classroom.
311: -COLLECTIVE GASP-

math lesson on chinese valentine's day xD
mr yang: class, today i brought you some bananas. do you all like bananas?
311: o________O SERIOUSLY WHAAATTT?

during bio...
jody: mrs prama, how to tell the difference between male and female fish?
mrs prama: i'm not sure... i guess you wait and see if it lays eggs or splashes sperm around :/

during ss...again..
mr lee: i can't fit into my wife's clothes!
hannah: you mean you tried??
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mr lee: i've been emoing for the last 10 minutes.

chinese....
lilaoshi: 为什么答案是“晦暗”，不是“晦暗无比？”
xinyuan: 因为那个bracket 很小。
lilaoshi: -faints-
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lilaoshi: 青少年要养家吗?!?!
xinyuan: 有，有teenage sex.

during physics...
ms ning: -whips out a carrot- ladies, -clears throat- THIS IS A CARROT.

TYPICAL MS NING:
"ladies and no gentlemen..."

during math/cle when 311's watching the ris low video...
ris low: no, i'm not ready for a boyfriend yet.
mr yang: OHH. -teeny weeny bit of disappointment...-
311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
mr yang: hey i was just making a comment right...?

when mrs prama is deciding whether or not to return us our bio pt...
jody+shawna: can you please just return it to us..!!!
mrs prama: .....
jody: mrs prama i like your belt.
shawna: i like your shirt too!
mrs prama: IS THIS SOME KIND OF A BRIBE OR WHAT.

during math, aaaagain..
mr yang: so, is degrees the only way to measure an angle? (eagerly anticipates someone to mention the radian)
hannah: no.
mr yang: -hopeful- so name me another way?
hannah: uh that... plastic thing... uh.... PROTRACTOR!
mr yang: -____- yes i know...

during CLE...
rachelT: well, boys are supposed to become smarter at a later age...
cheryl: but somehow they NEVER DO.
xinyuan: do they ever?
mr lee: I SHOULD JUST WALK OUT NOW RIGHT!
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FT: you know all of you in this class are all attractive young ladies!
311: -groans-
FT: AND, i can say that without being sexually aroused!
311: -howls-
yvonne: -SCREAMS FT'S NAME FOR 10 SECONDS-

during math when we're stressing about EYAs...
mr yang: don't complain, you know nygh they test all topics!
jody: that's why we didn't go nygh right!!
mr yang: -lost for words-
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mr yang: -draws a NEAR perfect circle on the board-
-STOPS TO ADMIRE IT.- oh it's not easy to draw such a nice circle right!
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mr yang: now girls let us look at this very big and nice circle :D -ego spilling out-
311: -GROANS-
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mr yang: -draws a not-so-straight line QB-
shawna: is QB supposed to be straight?
mr yang: uh yeah...didn't draw properly. WAIT actually it is straight, PARALLAX ERROR.
jody: that's not a viable error you know. -sarcasm spilling out-
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mr yang: do you know mrs hoo's car number?
vchiam: YEAH.
mr yang: -very interested- OH YOU DO? :D
crystal: mr yang, YOU'RE SO STALKER.
mr yang: -turning red- let's go back to circles~

in the bookshop..
yvonne: (referring to leevoon) isn't she cute??!!
aidi: -deadpan- VERY.
leevoon: -splutters-

after 30 min of physics in the library when ms ning isn't here...
yvonne: -puff and pant- WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE!
voon: o__O HUH!
aidi: it's physics, yvonne.
yvonne: WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE!
voon: YOU ASKING ME?!
aidi: it's physics!!!!
yvonne: O_________O -collapse-

during ss........
denise: guys are.. pretty screwed up in the head.
mr lee: ....Thank You.

during chinese..
lilaoshi: 。。。凡事诉诸武力。。。(fan shi su zhu wu li: everything resort to violence)
xinyuan+leevoon: HUH? 凡事是朱古力?? (fan shi shi zhu gu li: everything is chocolate)
vchiam: that'll be nice too :D
lilaoshi: -tries desperately NOT to collapse-

I know, my class is awesome<3

i can't imagine myself being sec four i really can't.
omg shoot me, just got my time table. i don't know if i like my teachers or not. damn.

during training today i felt like ranting, again. i'm just a really whiny person. but all of the sudden i felt really really selfish. because my problems are probably extremely trivial and the person who i'm ranting to might have bigger problems and there i am, ranting non-stop about idiotic things like how inconvenient maris stella is.
to all the people i've ranted to: i'm really sorry for being so insensitive and thank you all so much for putting up with all my whiny-ness and childishness<3 sorry for taking up so much of your time but thank you for not telling me that i'm just a childish loser who should be more considerate for others(: i'll try not to be so annoying in the future. and to all the people i rant to (you know who you are:D), just thanks so much for being there and you all are really really special to me<3

i will be more mature in the future! RAWR.

i've never said that i have OCD. but i suddenly realised today that i actually have an extreme case of OCD.

i was scrubbing my shoes with an old toothbrush.

kay, at first, i was using the normal big brush thingys when i realised that i couldn't get alot of little spots off. so, awesome OCD me found an old toothbrush and began scrubbing happily:D
then i thought. normal people don't use toothbrushes to scrub their shoes do they?
but whatever man. at least my shoes are clean.

though i'm still kinda annoyed cos i couldn't get the yellow acrylic paint off my shoes D: i've used the big brush, the toothbrush and my nails. but the damn paint won't go off. RAWR I WANT MY SHOES TO BE CLEAN D: D: D:

hee, cheers to all the OCD people out there. i have officially joined the OCD club<3

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE(:
it's a new decade, a new start(:

i gave up making resolutions cos i forget about them really quickly. and things can never be perfect, more often than not the resolutions and hopes don't come true.
so the only way to survive a year is to make every single moment count(:
love hard, study hard, play hard, work hard, make loads and loads of mistakes, laugh till you cry and cry till your tears dry out. make new friends and hold on to old friends, treasure all your memories and enjoy yourself.
basically, live life to the fullest cos it's actually the hardest thing to do.

kay that sounds pretty much like a resolution haha.

on a gloomier note though, school's starting D:
wonder who our form teacher and clet will be.

bye everyone and may your 2010 be memorable(:

i think if i were uneducated, i would be an extremely vulgar person. really. and i get vulgar very easily during table tennis. it's frustrating, especially when you're rusty, because you know that you CAN hit that ball under normal circumstances but now you can't. so i get really pissed off with myself. and that would be followed by me cursing myself in my head. so yup. if you were in my head, you would be extremely shocked.
rawr, need to seriously buck up for table tennis. i need to make my last year in rgtt count.

and speaking of sec four life, damn i cannot believe that i'll be in sec four next year. there will be no more seniors to rely on. we've got to set good examples, be role models the juniors can look up to and everything, it's intimidating.
also, 411. oh man, it looks so foreign. i'm so used to 311, mr lee, mr yang that i think 411 will be a super foreign place. mr lee/yang'll probably not be our form/clet next year and i CANNOT imagine anyone else being our form/clet. it's pretty sucky having to bond with another set of teachers next year after working so hard together with one set this year D:

on another note, technology absolutely loathes me. my phone broke down last week and my computer broke down a few days ago so im not using my computer right now. is this like a SIGN for me to study? D:

lastly, lastly, before i go back to my technology-deprived, studious ways, is it really so hard to find someone whom you can talk to? hey, i've got loads of friends, but seriously, i just cannot open up completely to anyone. i think it's just me, safeguarding all my thoughts and feelings that even if there were a million people out there whom i can confide too, i'll still clam up feeling lonely and emo. i probably deserve this. but sometimes i just really really really wish that i have someone who understands me completely and who's always there for me.
is it really that hard to find someone like that?

Heh, i got annoyed because i couldn't do a math question. So im using the computer and watching bleach. Awesome(:

i think im slow. i only realised during dinner that it's already december and that 2009 is going to be over really soon.
i know 2008 was a magical year for me. and i remember hoping that 2009 was just as, if not, even more wonderful.
and looking back, i don't think 2009 has been magical.
there were loads and loads of disappointments, unstable emotions, angst, depression, stress and basically challenges.
everything is different. you're in sec three, your curriculum is so much heavier, there are so much more expectations and it really doesn't help when you're one of the few non-RA people in a class of geniuses.
not being able to play for the team, being unable to perform my roles, falling out with a lot people because i was busy trying to do well and catch up with the geniuses.
yep, 2009 is TOUGH. and not magical at all.
but it has been one super meaningful year(:
and for once i think i can actually say i matured(:
i don't really know what im saying all these for.
but i hope 2010 will be awesome too(:

I HAVE EXACTLY ONE WEEK TO FALL IN LOVE WITH FT ISLAND. and i am going to because or else i would have wasted my 65 bucks. haha, i should be able to make it(: may'd better help me.

ANY GOOD SONGS TO RECOMMEND?

back from china(: and now i can't speak english because i've been speaking and thinking in chinese for three weeks. sounds stupid, but if you did that too, you'll probably be as bad(:

every time i go back to china, i come back to singapore with something more.
thought about ALOT of things in china. probably because the traffic's really bad and you can get stuck in a jam for hours and that gives you loads of time to think.

i guess i'll elaborate on them in the future(: but i have to go sleep if i want to recover from jet lag:D so lalala, have fun waiting!

hello dearies, will be in china from 14th November to 2nd December. don't miss me too much:D
xo!

rgs nite was cool(: GOOD JOB PERFORMING ARTS PEOPLE:D

i need to stop slacking, seriously.
must be productive so i won't be overwhelmed by the heavy workload when i go to sec four. i have to make sec four rock. so jiayou, stop slacking. start going through your work tomorrow!
have to train hard for tt as well. my stamina sucks now D: and my muscles ache really really easily, homan.
but! should enjoy myself too. made a list of POST-EOYS ACTIVITIES during the eoys but i haven't really done anything on it.
tsk, i just realised that im actually slacking away meaningful fun activities D:
so PRODUCTIVITY, darling.

lalala, i'm weird but i really like supporting characters, especially in mangas(:
i don't care about naruto and ichigo but i heart gaara and toushirou:D
kay now i sound like a jap fangirl.
i guess im just MULTICULTURAL.
besides, im bored. i have to finish my hssrp presentation stuffz today. homan, sadness.
but to prove how cute gaara and toushirou are! :D:D:D




oh yeah! hanzhen! i'm really lazy now, so i won't go look for another wuzun photo:D still, your reaction to the last was pretty cute:D

HANZHENN!: OMG OMGOMG SO CUTE<33 YUPP YUPP THANKYOUTHANKYOU<3

ok, bye.
BOOMZ.

sec four farewell yesterday.
ohman, was really really tired when i came back.
somehow, i really wasn't very sad. as in the sec fours are sitting right in front of us laughing and doing funny stuff and everything it's doesn't feel like a farewell. it doesn't even seem like they're going to leave us anytime soon.
but i don't know, next year when i go for training and the sec fours are not there and our batch is the one who is the senior, i have no idea what i'll feel D:

argh, and i kind of wished i could've gone see leeminho D: haha, it's actually quite exciting. but seriously, sec four farewell > leeminho so yup(:

arggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sec four farewell
hssrp
cip hours
training
etc etc etc

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME SO MUCHHHH.

post-eoy is STRESSFUL.

UPDATES!
1. new skin!:D bope it's ok cos i'm really too lazy to get a new skin. do you know how much trouble it took me? changed the codings for a lot of stuff D: should be less picky.
edited my links too(: like finally:D
the BOOMZ was totally random because i can't think of any nice lyrics that can fit into the given space and BOOMZ is really eye-catching don't you think! parlez vous francais is from BODY LANGUAGE! jesse mccartney is awesome! and yeah well, the whole thing was pretty random so i'll probably change it soon. or maybe i'll change the coding again to make the font smaller. but i hate html codes D: D: D:

2. results are all out. BOOMZ. was pretty ok i guess, met all of my goals except for physics. oh well. need to work harder.

3. SAFMC!:D learned how to control the plane today. the simulator was so fun! it's exciting to think that we'll be making our own planes and controlling them as well. can't wait to start going to D&T lab to put together our plane. i hope there'll be loads of soldering! I♥SOLDERING! haha.

4. yayyyy. may and i got the early bird tickets for the sundown festival in which SHINee is rumoured to be going. I HOPE THEY DO! but i don't mind T-max and FT Island so it'll be cool. PLUS KOREAN FOOD! <3! MAY THIS IS SO EXCITING!(:

5. Wuzun for Hanzhen. that girl should seriously thank me. but i love her reactions. reaction for previous photo "HANZHENN!: OMGOMGOMG I LOVEEEEEEEEE YOU SO MUCH<3 HAHAH HE'S SO CUTEEEEEE OMGOMGOGMGMGOMGOGMOG *SCREAMS* OMGOMG SO CUTEEEEE :D:D:D OMGOGM SO CUTEEEEE<33333333"
wonder what the reaction for this will be. HANZHEN, better make it exciting(:

lalala SHINee comeback!<3
it's really weird at first, but after a while it grows on you. so now everywhere i go, i feel like mumbling "ring ding dong ring ding dong ring dinggy ding dinggy ding ding ding" :D